Neeklen

someone who is shit at every game known to man.

Minecraft: 'Neeklen was slain by goat'
Neeklen: 'AHHHH FFS'

by hoesanna69 January 19, 2022

neckle

a word used to describe marijuana of the highest quality

that bud was fucking neckle

by Davos April 1, 2005

narkle

The noise one makes when he or she is caught off guard with something really funny. Almost a snort.

That was so funny, it made me narkle.

by emilysambianca June 28, 2005

Nerkie

/nərkie/
noun;

1. A foolish or contemptible person who lacks basic skills of current importance in modern society

-lacking in skills usually improved by experience but that also require certain levels of natural talent

2. A combination of a rookie and a nerd;

-usually used as a direct insult towards anyone who failed during a competitive event

(Brady gets killed within the first thirty seconds of Spec Ops on Call of Duty.)
Tyler - "Brady, you're such a nerkie!"

(Skyler and Nolan and try to get girls' number, gets rejected)
Adam - "Ahh man.. what a bunch of nerkies."

by tdagger May 1, 2011

Nurkle

A person who learns by doing things wrong - even though they've been told both what not to do AND how to do it right !

Coach: "Whatever you do, slow down before you hit the wall, otherwise you won't make the turn !"

Nurkle: (hits wall after continuing at same speed) "Ouch !"

Coach: "You nurkle ! Try again, but slow down before you hit the wall this time !"

Nurkle: (hits wall again) "Ouuuuch !"

Coach: "You NURKLE !!!"

Nurkle: (makes the turn having slowed down & has look of realisation on face) "Aaaah ! Now I get it !"

Coach: "Nurkle !"

by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009

Nerdle

A sexy nerd.

Did you see that girl in the lab coat, gosh she was a nerdle.

by booboob420 January 13, 2012

nertlerb

An attention whoring device preferred by urban bovine.

That cow on the internet won't quit using that stupid "nertlerb" word it made up.

by boxcar_fritz December 28, 2009