Secret Diplomatic Negotiations

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

Negotiating with terrorists

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.

#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.

by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009

negotiator

in a typical adventuring team, the person who socializes and talks information out of the rumor mill.

negotiator: well, I was kissing my way down his thigh when he mentioned...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

Nergbot

Adj; Nergbot is used to describe someone or somthing. It is used when someone or somthing is acting special, different, wierd, odd, idiotic, or like a gamer. It originates from the word nerg.

Look at valcore over there spazing, what a nergbot

by Sean Valcore January 13, 2008

aggressive negotiations

Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting

My boss wouldn't give me a raise. I'm considering using aggressive negotiations.

by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009

Negrotypical

(adj) 1. Typical of negro behavior
2. A way to describe cutural behavior in African-Americans

Shanaqueqa got her hair did in negrotypical fashion.
Lil' Flippa got a fried chicken leg at the sto', that's so negrotypical.

by ThaWhiteDevil September 17, 2012

Negrot

An unussual meaning of word nigger. Also, sometimes used like a name for typical black-coloured person.

Negrot69: Hei, nigi?
Nigi: Watzup negrot?

by Negrot February 9, 2014