nerdocunt

A typically irritating person with a boring and nerdy job , such as an IT Manager, who is also a complete and utter asshole - see cunt

That Dave in IT is such a nerdocunt

by Dollymong July 14, 2006

Nerdosterone

Nerdosterone is a hormone found in Nerds similar to Testosterone found in athletes.

The nerdosterone level at the sci-fi convention was through the roof.

by bigtaco January 15, 2011

nerdophile

someone who is attracted to nerds.
a "nerd lover"

"how can you like that total geek??? all she does is talk about experiments!"

"it's okay -- i'm a nerdophile!"

by danielleik April 26, 2006

nerdoff

This occurs when two nerds are having an open confrontation regarding an exceedingly nerdy topic.

Eugene and Alvin had a nerdoff over who is the best captain: Kirk or Picard.

by jonka April 16, 2007

nerdonym

--noun Grammar (NURD-uh-nim)

1. Any word whose proper pronunciation is unknown because the word has only been read, primarily in books. Such words are often tragically mispronounced, and may lay dormant for years until the correct pronunciation is heard in conversation.

Frequent usage of nerdonyms indicates excessive reading, likely of science-fiction and/or fantasy books.

Common examples:

• My first recorded nerdonym is "gazebo", which I originally thought was "GAYS-bo".

• What do you mean it's pronounced "GRAIN-ing"? I thought it was "Matt GRO-en-ing"!

• Person A: "I'm having a 'DIAL-mama'."
Person B: "A what?"
A: "A 'DIAL-mama'."
B: "Do you mean 'dilemma'?"
A: I thought it was...
B: ...it's 'DILL-emma", dude. You just had a nerdonym.

• "He's a great OH-raider. What? I just discovered a nerdonym, didn't I?"

by SuperRobert January 17, 2010

nerdom

1. The quality or state of being a nerd.

2. Of, or relating to, nerdiness.

Jess: You play D&D? Haha!

Mitch: Gimme a break, we all have our points of nerdom.

by E11iott October 26, 2008

Nerdon

1. A hard-on that only nerds get.

2. A rude name for a person/persons exhibiting nerd-like qualities in a manner that succeeds only in scaring normal people.

1. "That new Zelda game totally gave me a nerdon!"

2. "Good god! Why do you have to be such a friggen nerdon?!"

by EmyInYourMind April 1, 2011