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Newquay

A dive of a town on the north coast of Cornwall that has a permanent smell of weed, sea and shame. Full of students and sluts it used to be one of the surfing hot spots, now it's a drinking and shagging hotspot. VW van driving douche bags who refer to their van as 'The T5' or whatever boring spec grade they happened to stumble upon in the classifieds. Slowly being taken over by a new evil that is the vape douche. These shops are popping up like a horny dogs cock and they're equally as appealing. The only thing that remained consistent in this town is the amount of abusive drunken tramps.
Oh no, my girlfriend dumped me

That's okay, you'll get laid in Newquay!
by Honest Cornwall May 15, 2019
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nequa

A genuine girl who seems very antisocial. Has a lot of trust issues but has a great heart. She’s the best kind of friend you could have but she’s quit to cut you off when she peeps bullshit. Treasure her because she’s rare and once she leaves there’s no guarantee that she’ll come back.
Hey, that girl Nequa is so nice but don’t get on her bad side.
by _[ May 29, 2020
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Nequa

Noun.(Nee-kwa) 1. An African-American male having sexual intercourse with a canine, in an attempt to achieve Nirvana.

2. More commonly used as a term for "dude" or "bro"
Man 1: "See that guy over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah?"
Man 1: "He's such a nequa. I saw him having sex with the stray dog that lives down the street last."
Man 2: "Nequa! I never woulda thought he'd be a nequa."
by Ooga mooga April 25, 2014
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Neuqua Valley

Neuqua Valley is one of the premier High Schools in the nation... but it's too young for anyone to notice. Hated by almost any other school in the Chicagoland area for it's prominence in athletics, academics, and especially affluence. Students are from the southwestern area of Naperville (one of the richest suburbs of Chicago).
Often described as the closest thing to the Real O.C. outside of California. It is not uncommon to know when it is someones 16th birthday because everyone will notice the new car in the parking lot. And the students all have nicer cars than the faculty.Girls are blonde and slim, and you would never guess this is the midwest, because they are always tan and wearing skirts with flip flops. They always can be found with a designer handbag, that cost no less than $400 dollars. Guys are muscular and tall, usually participating in one or more sports. Drinking and drugs were always around on the weekends, however they never stayed too long because of Naperville cops.
Over 95% of the residents are Republican, and that makes sense because the average income of the students parents is well over $150,000 a year. The school cost over 63 million dollars to build. And the year after opening required a new gym to accomadate more students. Often under attack by media figures such as Jesse Jackson and Oprah Winfrey because of it's abundance of technology and luxury, and the lack thereof in inner city schools.
When parents are transferred to the Chicago area to work, they often move into Naperville, and move their solely becuase of Neuqua Valley. People have been known to move from Texas, California, and Florida just to go to this school.
Girls go here and are trained to become what their mothers are. They will go to college to get their MRS. degree, and enjoy a maid and cook when they raise their own family.
Boys go here to learn how to play with daddy's money and make connections. They learn to enjoy golf and cigars, and the art of Country Club politics and card games.
If you didn't go there, you hate it.
If you went there, you'd say you hated it. But knew you couldn't live without it.
"So what High School did you go to?"
"I went to Neuqua Valley"
"Ohhhh... so you're like really rich then, right? Is your dad a doctor or lawyer."

"You went to Neuqua? I don't think I can hang out with you... We're not the same type of people."
by napetown January 24, 2006
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nequan

A short chubby kid thats all way saying ow my god in a funny way an making joke an he play alot to.
Man that nequan play to much
by Younginz May 6, 2017
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Se'niqua

A myth and a legend. Some say this person doesn't exist. Others say this person is real. All people ever hear is the sound of a ocarina sometimes. It's then when people think the myths of a legendary albino queen my just be true.
Did you hear that sound? I think it's Se'niqua!
by Urban Hipster June 5, 2015
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Cho-Neequa

Origin: Comedian Margaret Cho's numerous attempts to talk like a stereotypical African-American woman when trying to make one of her jokes funnier. A contraction of the comedian's last name (Cho) and the name Shaneequa (Neequa).

Could also be used in the broader sense of an Asian woman who speaks like an Africa-American woman in some attempt at "added effect"
Damn, she such a Cho-Neequa!
by Sam LaPooder July 28, 2008
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