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neeps

Neeps an old Scottish slang word for mashed turnip, a root vegetable
"on rabbie burns night, you eat Haggis, Neeps and Tatties"
on Robert Burns night, you eath Haggis, Mashed Turnip and Mashed Potatos
by Scotlands Voice September 3, 2012
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neep

A super tiny frog that is less than a centimeter in length.
Oh snap, there's a neep on my finger!!!
by blahneepblah June 14, 2009
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Neep

1.Scottish word for turnip.

2.A person with downs syndrome.
Guy 1: What's wrong with that guy over there?

Guy 2: I think he might be a Neep, poor guy.
by HatNairyFigger March 7, 2019
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Neep

A person who has a small penis and enjoys the act of frantic masturbation.
My mate's a right Neep, he won't stop playing with his tiny cock!
by Hunter April 24, 2005
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Neep

Stop neeping about bad sex and try something different.
by Neep-o-lot May 9, 2011
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neep

Using the brunch mentality (the in-between meal for breakfast and lunch), neep is a word to describe a period of rest longer than a nap but shorter than a full-blown sleep.
"I ran to the store, dropped the kids off at school, took a neep, then made dinner".
by DMCG April 19, 2006
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Neep

The deepest sleep one can have throughout the night.
Derived from nighttime and sleep combined together.
Person 1: "Dude you look extremely tired."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm about to go get some neep."

Person 1: "What are you doing tonight when you get home?"
Person 2: "Whenever I get home, I'm grabbing a snack and going to neep!"
by Tildobaggins August 23, 2021
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