Neej

Neej, in simple terms means ‘No joke’.

Usually used when referencing a statement sounding quite unbelievable but very true.

Boab - ‘that’s me aff the swally noo’.

Rab- ‘shut it ya mad rocket. You’re a ravin alky NEEJ’

by makRED21 September 9, 2018

Neeeooowwwww

The noise you make when running past another person, at high speed, like a car.

"NEEEOOoWWWWW!"
"Woah...there goes Razoo! She sounds like a car!"

by Razoo April 4, 2009

Neej

No. Nope. Definitely not. A short, simple expression said not only to express how wrong and stupid someones statement is, but get an extra laugh from others around the speaker. This will then draw more attention and humility to person's ridiculous remark and make them regret ever speaking.

Matt: Hey Dave, I just got a new set of Collectors Edition Pokemon Cards. Wanna See?

Dave: Oh yeah sure man, NEEJ!!!

Bystanders: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Tryhardforlife69 September 16, 2012

Neeeyaaahhhh

When you want to just scream Nigger into a crowd but don't want your ass beat. You can scream Neeeyaaahhhh instead to imply you're screaming Nigger but can then just pretend that you didn't and tell everyone you just screamed some jibberish.

Friend 1: Man, there is like 200 people at this conference.

Friend 2: Yea and look at all these Black people.

Friend 1: Neeeyaaahhhh!

Friend 2: Ahahahahaha

by JB Homeslice October 9, 2008

NEENJAH LORD

Diana and her kik-ass save the world moves, like Chuck Norris

Diana was round-house kicked in the face by the NEENJAH lord causing quite a paradox.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 10, 2008

NEENJAH

like a ninja..............................only cooler

Diana was roundhouse-kicked to the face by the NEENJAH lord.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 5, 2008

neenja

A higher classification of ninja, shinobi, or any other synonym for an assassin from early Japan. Neenjas are sneakier, better, smarter, deadlier, and harder to notice than normal ninjas. Just because you doubt that he is a ninja, there is still a chance that he is a neenja, which is more powerful. Neenjas have many traits that are commonly associated with ninjas, but may not neccesarily do everything like a ninja. For instance, neenjas do not always have an arseanal of katanas, shurikan, and other weapons, they are all optional. A neenja can use his bare hands to murder an opponent. Neenjas' weapons of choice, however, are daggers and garrotes.

A true neenja has a long list of kills, but the list is never recorded.

by Henry the Neenja September 26, 2006