Neej 

Neej, in simple terms means ‘No joke’.

Usually used when referencing a statement sounding quite unbelievable but very true.

Boab - ‘that’s me aff the swally noo’.

Rab- ‘shut it ya mad rocket. You’re a ravin alky NEEJ’

Neej by makRED21 September 9, 2018

Neej 

No. Nope. Definitely not. A short, simple expression said not only to express how wrong and stupid someones statement is, but get an extra laugh from others around the speaker. This will then draw more attention and humility to person's ridiculous remark and make them regret ever speaking.

Matt: Hey Dave, I just got a new set of Collectors Edition Pokemon Cards. Wanna See?

Dave: Oh yeah sure man, NEEJ!!!

Bystanders: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Neej by Tryhardforlife69 September 16, 2012

Neej 

Neej is the definition of the name given to the one born in God's Nakshatra. Apart from impeccable looks, he's got style and an elegant class. He has a certain crowd of people he is with, and choses to be around. Having the "PIMP STATUS" is just an inborn quality, but rewarded with equal amount of smartness, endurance, and intelligence is what goes with his personality.

I wish i could be GOD, but being Neej is no different. Oh my God! I want to be Neej!

Neej by Albert Newton September 12, 2005

Neej 

When two people are acting gay because they think it's funny

Man, Tony and Logan are Neej as fuck

Neej by Sydneybean May 9, 2018

Neej 

Another use of the N-Word that is less harmful and obvious but also friendly. Easier to use in public with a smaller change of consequences.

“Yo what’s up Neej!”

Neej by Sammy_Sarclar July 8, 2025

Mudder Neej

Another word for saying motherfucker but it’s less harmful. You would use it in a friendly way to make fun of your friend.

“What’s up mudder neej!”

Mudder Neej by Sammy_Sarclar December 8, 2025

Neejit 

A term for calling someone an Eejit and Neek at the same time.

Amelia you neejit!
Amelia is such a neejit!

Neejit by Finley318 December 11, 2009