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Neckrets

When you drink too much caffeine and it goes straight to your neck.. Eck! Eck! Described by Jenna Marbles in her Adventure Vlog video.
I had twelve cups of coffee this morning so now I have neckrets.. Ets! Ets!
by Brainstew October 28, 2013
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necked

adj.
Being clotheless, but with a lover - not to be confused with naked.
I walked in on my wife necked with another man.
by Pat McGoohan March 1, 2004
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necked up

The fine art of getting totally red necked out, by the way way of demeaner, manners and overall disregard for general social acts.
Terry-"The Coca Cola 600 is this weekend and we've got tickets"
Chuck-"Time to get necked up boy!!"
by slop slinger May 26, 2008
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Goose Necked

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.
Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.
by Goose Neck Whatcher June 2, 2009
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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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necked

Victor held out his hand and took the pill from Gavin, which he quickly necked.
by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009
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