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neckbone

When a comment is uttered that attempts to be witty, intelligent or poignant but falls flat, i.e. a bad joke or stupid observation/suggestion, a neckbone must be given to the perpetrator. This involves yelling out "neckbone!" and grabbing the back of the person's neck with the palm of the hand and pulling across in a swift, hard motion...if done properly, it will leave a red mark, similar to an Indian burn.
Person 1:"Seriously, Jessica Simpson is really talented, you guys."
Everyone Else: "NECKBONE!!!"
*neckbone is given*
by John B. November 3, 2004
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Neckbonics

Q: What did he say?
A: I'm not sure, he was speaking neckbonics
by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005
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neckbone

A word someone says before they pull on the tendon in your neck with their index and middle fingers as punishment for you believing some outrageous story.
Trickster: "Hey man, you'll never believe this. I saw 2pac at the club last night!"
Victim: "Are you serious? I knew he was still alive."
Trickster: "Neckbone!"
Victim: "Awww shit, man. That hurt!"
by Madello June 2, 2007
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Man Neck Boy Face

A hobbit emo fuck who takes it in the ass while being donkey punched.

Obviously not a golfer!!
I was tapping my man neck boy face's ass when he asked me to shit on his stomach. That was very undude.
by Nothing82 May 10, 2008
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Neckboob

(n) A classy and sexy name for a goiter.
"Edna had capitol neckboobs."
by arpeegee March 20, 2008
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Neckboi

A popular trick among high schoolers that allows one to slap the backside of someone's neck if he/she makes eye contact with the dreaded neckboi hand symbol.
Dude #1: Yo i think you dropped your pencil

*holds out hand in the neckboi configuration*

Dude#2: Oh thanks mah!

*looks down at dude #1's hand*

Dude #1: NECKBOI!!!!!

*slaps Dude #2's neck with monstrous force*
by Ncicco January 11, 2014
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Willie T-Neckbone

General reference to average American from a middle to lower socio-economic class. Rube, redneck, NASCAR watchin' beer drinkin' white male.
"Every Willie T-Neckbone will want these Dale Earnhardt mudflaps for their 4x4, if we throw in a Tim McGraw CD."
by T. C. Johnson August 13, 2006
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