French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Lelarep March 21, 2011

aggressive negotiations

its negotiations, but with a lightsaber

lil orphan ani: "When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations."

by ahsoka.tano July 9, 2020

Negrotiation

a negotiation of some sort between two African Americans

Billy: "Are those two black guys having a drug deal over there?"
Joel: "I think they're having a negrotiation."

by Joel Zimmerman July 8, 2012

Pillow Negotiations

That time between when you've just had a fight with your "lover" and the after sex "pillow talk".

"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"

"You never ask!"

"I didn't know I had to ask!"

---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..

Pillow talk follows

by Melofawesome August 27, 2012

Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.

My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.

by TheFirmHandshake May 15, 2020

Herein lies the negotiations

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people

Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."

by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016

Faucet Negotiation

An attempt, when one is using an automatic touch-free faucet, to prevent the faucet from turning off before one is finished washing his or her hands.

I can't get that touch-free faucet to stay on. I tried all my Faucet Negotiation techniques: I moved my hands higher then lower; I moved my hands closer to the faucet then further; I hit the faucet. Nothing works. I still have some soap on my hands.

by O-town daddy November 9, 2013