Neanderthal November

A celebration of manliness and our natural state in which for the entire month of november, men will grow their beards regardless of age or ability to grow a full beard. Women can participate by not shaving their legs, but this is not required of them.

Guy#1: Hey man, what's up with the beard?
Guy#2: It's neanderthal november, you're not allowed to shave until December 1st or later.
Guy#2: I can't participate, my beard grows really patchy.
Guy#1: No worries, Neanderthal November isn't about beards, it's about being as manly as you can be.
Guy#2: *Throws razor in the garbage*
Guy#1: Now you're getting it. Now let's go pillage a weaker tribe
Guy#2: HUZAH!!!

by Mahmutthole November 2, 2009

neanderthal fuckwit

A derogatory term used to reference an uncivilized, unintelligent , and/or uncouth male. Similar to a chauvinistic pig, with the added attraction and charm of being lacking in all social graces.

I went out on a date w/ a guy who proceeded to tell me I was fat and stupid, what a neanderthal fuckwit. He then proceeded to call me a whales penis, ie dork.

by 5FDP July 8, 2009

Neoanderthal

A currently-living, proudly primitive person. A surprisingly vivid embodiment of attitudes and aptitudes thought to be long-extinct.

No need to ask who he's voting for, he's a card-carrying, open-carrying Neoanderthal.

by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019

neanderthalic

The act or state of being a dumbass.

Any one to question former president Nixon's foreign policy shall recieve my condemnation as a neanderthalic fool

by Alex Bo Balex January 20, 2005

neanderthal

Primitive humans which lived throughout much of Europe, but particulary in France, and Germany. The term "Neanderthal," derives from the Neanderthal Valley in Germany, where the first fossils were found. Anatomically, they differed from their chief competitors, Cro-Magnon man in that they tended to be more squat, with thicker bones, and brow ridges. They existed through hunter-gathering activities, as did the Cro-Magnon, but seem to have been less technologically innovative, a quality which may have contributed to their ultimate demise.

How many Neanderthals died in encounters with wooly mammoths is anyone's guess.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Neanderthal

A prehistoric animal known to be existent over 40,000+ years ago, they are the early stages of a human. They also tend to be aggressive and violent. Commonly known to have too many allergies, they are the cause of many human allergies. Ex: they had a pecan allergy

Oh my god look it’s the stupid Neanderthal Sia

That prehistoric Neanderthal Sia is a stupid ni

by Ihategays222 February 14, 2023

Neanderthal

Often called a "Leah". An idiotic human who spends their time hurling abuse in the street because that's all they can do. Their language revolves around the word "fuck", and they insult people who are smarter than them through jealousy and envy.
Often know for 'sponging' off the council, and most of the time they live in a council house because of lack of funds and lazy, idiotic parents.

"Shit. Get away from that Neanderthal, they may take you wallet"

by SanchezForPresident May 15, 2005