netrified

One who is petrified by the internet.

"My brother? Nah! He is so netrified, Facebook isn't for him."

by 13th Edition October 27, 2015

Naurified

The opposite of "yassification"; Naurification is the process of making something previously thought queer into something straight.

"I feel like zines as a concept have been Naurified"
"How do you mean?"
"They used to be an art form for earnest baby gays to show their interest in a subject without being judged too harshly. Now they're so normalized teachers use them as art assignments."

by KurlyFryz May 17, 2022

neptified

The state of being frozen in shock, fear, or confusion, usually by a sudden realization or confession; confused and mystified;

"Hey Jess, I have secretly been switching all of your socks with slightly longer ones ever time you leave your house."

"But, why....this is a truly neptifying confession."

"Yes, you should feel very neptified right now."

by Theoretical Archives May 19, 2023

Straight Notified

Tied with Straight Liking, when you get notified from someone straight liking someone's wall and you have commented on most of their statuses and that causes you to get the notifications for the likes.

Lola: I'm going to straight like her page.

*Lola does so*

Sheeba: I'm getting straight notified about this.

by JackGio January 24, 2011

nastified

something that has been in contact to something nasty.

when you pick your nose your finger has been nastified

by your worst nightmare678 September 27, 2009

nastified

A word i made up meaning to be made nasty.

people be stealing my words thats not nastified

by nastified September 19, 2005

nastified

nastified: something or someone that is nasty or funked. It's actually latin oriented and comes from the word goop.

"Damn girl! That shit is nastified!" said Laquisha

by Berkeley Miranda October 14, 2004