nailin

vigorous yet skillful sexual intercourse

no soft kisses or smooth finesse, homeboy was nailin' dat azz, yo!

by moanman May 14, 2005

Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree

"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."

by Brett Mello May 8, 2007

like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006

Boot-Nailing

The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.

"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"

"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."

"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"

by LexustheLeaf March 26, 2023

Nanilingus

When you orally stimulate your grandmother's arse hole.

BOY 1: Have you tried nanilingus?
BOY 2: Not recently, my nan's dead - worse luck!

by Percy Flage August 30, 2010

natilie

Smart, cool and fun but very talkative. Laughs a lot and has a deep smile

Natilies awesome and fun

by anonymous October 28, 2013

nailin' it home

slang for rough sexual penetration with home field advantage, common among beardedgay dudes named Pat

Pat was busy nailin' it home

by art bear July 20, 2006