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Notrogen is a wrinkle removal spray for your testicles. This is currently being studied and developed by Dr. Gomer A. Ramasubbu, of Calgary AB and his fellow staff members, Dr. Cameron , Dr. Eli and Mrs Sean. And He is currently doing this in his basement and the testing process will be ready shortly. This spray will be widely available and it will make even the oldest men look youthfull down there again!
Wow that notrogen really made my balls look smooth and wrinkle free
by Dr. Gomer A. Ramasubbu April 22, 2005
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liquid nitrogen

freezes your "Asshole off"
by nick bernardo August 13, 2006
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neutrogena wave

Every 14 year old girl's first vibrator.

A vibrating face washing device produced by Neutrogena, in which is very easy to explain to a young girl's mother as to why it should be purchased.
"Mommy, can I get this?"

"What is it, Sarah?"

"The Neutrogena Wave!"

"Okay."

--some time later--

*fap fap fap*
by ediex October 26, 2013
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Neutrogena

A popular brand of skincare and cosmetics, more so known for the former, owned by Johnson & Johnson. They take pride in being recommended by a lot of dermatologists. They are also well known for their commercials that future hot young females. So if you see some old guy looking up Neutrogena commercials they probably aren't doing it for their skin's sake and it's best they have a seat over there.
Mandy: Damn Jessica, my acne is killing me.
Jessica: Try Neutrogena. Vanessa Hudgens promotes it and dermatologists say it works. I use it everyday.
Mandy: Wait, you mean that Disney chick with those leaked nude pictures?
Jessica: Yeah.
by nudguy325 June 30, 2010
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Nitrogen Dioxide

Nitrogen dioxide, or NO2, is a brown, highly toxic gas that can be produced by the oxidation of nitrogen (for example, combustion reactions produce NO2 and other oxides of nitrogen, as some of the oxygen reacts with nitrogen in the air) and the reaction of concentrated nitric acid with some metals (examples include copper, silver, and magnesium).

Even in extremely low concentrations, the slightest whiff of NO2 will have the same effect on your nasal cavity that Drano has on a clogged sink. Its odor doesn't have a 'flavor' to it, per se, but rather exists as a sharp burning sensation akin to the feeling of having a mixture of wasabi and fire ants shoved up one's nose.

Nitrogen dioxide is not to be confused with nitrous oxide, which is more commonly known as laughing gas, and has the formula N2O. Confusing one for the other can often result in fatal consequences.
1)
Cu + 4 HNO3 ——> Cu(NO3)2 + 2 NO2 + 2 H2O

2)
Jim: Hey Steve, wanna go get high off some nitrogen dioxide?
Steve: Uh, don't you mean nitrous oxide?
Jim: Nah dude, it says here on the container, "NO2." You think I don't know basic chemistry?
Steve: Whatever man, count me out.
Jim: More for me, then!

*later, Jim is found lying in a pool of blood, having died of severe hemorrhaging from his lungs and respiratory tract*
by Necropolitan October 27, 2011
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Nitrogen Oxygen Uranium

Acronym for no u, a comeback used in response to “ur mom gay”. This will shut down any argument with ease.
Jimmy: ur mom gay
John: ILL SAY IT
Jimmy: NO IM SORRY
John: NITROGEN OXYGEN URANIUM
by ItsYaBoiJohnny May 11, 2018
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A string of elements that spell the lyrics to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” which is funny as shit
NEvERgONNAgIVEuUP
Jim: Hey dude!
Not Jim: Hey man! Can you tell me what Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus spells in the periodic table?
by Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 November 10, 2022
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