Narwhales

NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CREATING A COMMOTION CAUSE THERE SO AWESOME NARWHALES PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE AND CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT like an underwater unicorn with an kick ass facial horn there the Jedi of the sea and stopped kathulu eating me just don't let them touch your balls and the inventors of shishcabobs
NARWHALES THEY ARE NARWHALES
by renegade waffle February 25, 2009
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narwhalling

Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.
Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.

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by Donaldbain February 17, 2010
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Narwhal

A Unicorn is a common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females.

However, a Narwhal is the lesbian version of this. A Narwhal is an unattached female "third" happy to join an existing female couple for extracurricular activities. Narwhals are real, but rare and are the unicorn of the sea.
"My wife and I hooked up with a Narwhal last week! It was super hot."
by NarwhalLover November 21, 2021
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Narwhal

A horned whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'
"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL!"

"A what?"

"A horned whale."

"You ever you know...?"

"No, what?"

"Tap that?"

"Dude thats just wrong"
by DisasterLindsey May 25, 2009
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Narwhal

When a guy straps a dildo around his head and pleasures a girl with it while moaning "NAAAR".
I narwhalled her so hard last night.
by Dodgefathers696969 November 16, 2013
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Narwhal

The most awesome Fish in the world
Narwhals they are so awesome
like an underwater unicorn
they've got a kick-ass a facial horn
they are the Jedi of the sea
by polarbearfighter March 16, 2009
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