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Cheeky nando's 

Nando's is a british restaurant chain which is particularly popular amongst groups of boys. These boys will invite all thier mates who they'll refer to as "the lads". They will take a selfie together where they all wear hype tank tops, skin tight jeans and nike hurraches accompanied with a snapback. They will caption this photo via instagram with " cheeky nando's with the lads" and maybe describe the experience as " top banta" . Describing it as cheeky is a popular trend amongst fuckboys and nothing about the experience is actually cheeky.
I went for a cheeky nando's today
Cheeky nando's by emily x May 19, 2015
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Cheeky Nando's 

A short outing with the bois to Nando's. Lads usually order chicken at these times. A cheeky Nando's can not be completed without cracking open a cold one.
You up for a cheeky Nando's?

Yeah mate, I'm in the mood for a cold one.

Cheeky Nando's 

Is a term used by an American Tourist who when asked where to eat says, "Let's go to Cheeky Nando's. " Fully unaware that "Cheeky Nando's" is a termed used by Lad's in the UK to confuse Americans about where to eat.

Meaning: Even though we have eaten at Nando's 5 times this month. Being used to American food, it sure beats the other UK options. When where to go eat for the 6 the time this month, "Let's go to Cheeky Nando's." A recognition that even though Nando's has been eaten at way to much, the Peri Peri is so good why go anywhere else.
Cheeky Nando's by screendoor September 29, 2020

Just went nando’s 

Sentence when you take a girl out to Nando’s who you want to smash there back doors in
no no we only just went Nando’s
Just went nando’s by JackingD December 27, 2021

Nandor's Law 

If there is an unprotected web poll, Nomar Garciaparra will win it.

In 1999, Major League Baseball had a simplistic web poll for positions on the All-Star Team. Chris Nandor used a short Perl program to vote for Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra 14,000 times. This was then referenced in the "Louise, Revisited" episode of Sports Night where Jeremy uploads a Perl program to vote overwhelmingly for Casey. Nandor told ESPN "there has never been a Web-based poll that people haven't done this. It's pretty much standard procedure."
The results of our marketing research obey's Nandor's Law.
Nandor's Law by Not Tom Brady January 25, 2021

nano syndrome 

Nano Syndrome is when you had a cool experience with a girl and you thought she was pretty and you liked her but you did nothing to show her how you felt. Now you’re reliving the moments over and over in your head wishing you’d done something when you had the chance. Now you’re stuck with a void in you’re heart not knowing what it could have been.
C’mon man get over you’re Nano Syndrome there’s plenty of fish in the ocean.

Nano Suction 

When an Asian man( or anyone with a small dick)gets a blowjob.
Nano Suction by Kyle Brofliwski August 17, 2016