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naked drunk

Those who insist on getting naked when inebriated.
"Kaleb, put some fucking pants on, you naked drunk."
by H L May 3, 2008
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Naked Drink

When you drink is empty, it is naked.
Ex.1 "Fill me up my drink is naked" (thats a naked drink)

Ex.2 "Want some wisers your drink looks naked?"
by Robert Kidd February 18, 2008
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Naked Dave

Naked Dave (The Naked Dave Project) refers to a series of paintings created by Laura Molina, inspired by her relationship with illustrator and Rocketeer creator, Dave Stevens.

The term "Naked Dave" was coined by Beth Preistler-Schmidt after she saw Laura Molina's second painting of Dave Stevens in 1996. The project has been on the web since 1998. and NakedDave.com has been online since 1999.
He's Naked Dave!
by Red Moon December 17, 2008
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naked dancing llama

An Internet llama who answers advice and runs for President of the United States.
I like to frolic like the Naked Dancing Llama!
by fwhghgads March 17, 2003
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Naked Dump

When you strip yourself completely, from every piece of cloth on you, and take a king dump, regardless of location or time.
I am in a meeting with the CEO now, and considering a naked dump very soon!

I take a naked dump at the office almost every morning.
by Shaiz September 28, 2011
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naked dancing

getting an anal probe by a racoon under the moonlight whilst virgins are shedding their tears into empty seashells and chanting ancient hymns by katy perry spitting magical sparks out of their fingertips summoning the ancient frozen skeleton of tyrannosaurus- rex from the arctic ice...
Man, I just went naked dancing and it was magical, but now my ass hurts and I got this fucking dickhead T-rex bag of bones chasing after me. Never trust racoons.
by Marty Hester July 25, 2014
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Naked Dripping Daryl

A "Naked Dripping Daryl" is one of the hottest zombie apocalypse sex positions around. To perform the Naked Dripping Daryl, follow these steps:

1. Find an outdoor spot suitable for sexual congress but out of sight of any signs of civilization. You may find it helpful to choose one equipped with a tree stump or bench helpful for leverage. Anyplace that could be mistaken for the set of "The Walking Dead" is excellent.

2. Wait for it to rain and take off all your clothes.

3. Have the submissive sex partner bend over the bench or stump, while the dominant sex partner enters them from behind while holding a large, loaded crossbow.

4. Instead of saying, "I'm cumming," as he approaches orgasm, the dominant sex partner should say, "You're turning," as though to announce that the submissive sex partner is becoming a zombie.

5. At this point, the dominant sex partner should aim the crossbow at the submissive sex partner. The powerful fear of being shot should encourage that partner's orgasm. If not, the dominant can always just shoot and get the whole thing over with.
"Dude, i got my crossbow and we headed deep into the woods and did the Naked Dripping Daryl I shot my load but I didn't shoot the crossbow."
by cucumberz November 7, 2013
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