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Chunky Nachos

Chunky Nachos is when you get a bag of extra crunchy tortilla chips, then you go watch adult themed media (PORN) for an hour, then you cum into a jar, then you get mustard and yellow food coloring and you warm up the chips for 69 seconds, then, you mix mustard yellow food coloring and the cum together, stir until completion, lastly when the chips are done, you put the creamy yellow mustard mix into the chips, then you send them to starving kids in africa because you realize you have no life/soul.
I was sad so it made me feel better about myself when I sent Chunky Nachos to African children!
by Cuntcrusader69 June 15, 2015
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Nose Nachos

I just snorted a major batch of Nose Nachos man!
by Luckyzebra May 29, 2009
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nachosurf

To pick the meaty, incredibly cheesy and most toppingly-distributed part of nachos, which is usually at the top of the ubiquitous dish. Overly selfish selection of foods that are meant to be shared.
If I have to eat anymore naked chips because of Steve’s goddamn nachosurfing, I’m going to stab him with a fork!!
by Crotch Angle Defintions November 23, 2018
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Umbrella Nachos

The act of not properly distributing or layering cheese on a plate of nachos, causing an abundance of unflavoured nachos on the bottom.
"Are you kidding me? These are umbrella nachos! Get me your manager."
by TMSR January 5, 2008
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Saltine Nachos

Someone of white and hispanic descent. Not quite a beaner, but not a quite cracker. These people usually have hybrid vigor and are highly intelligent, but are also hard workers. They are known to have rhythm, a great sense of humor and a way with the opposite sex. They possess the best of both worlds.
Damn! did you see that cracker hurdle that fence?

Dude that's no cracker that guy is Saltine Nachos, fence jumping is in his blood.
by Saltine Nachos February 2, 2010
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nachos

A combination of tortilla/nacho chips and nacho cheese sauce. Sometimes includes tomatoes, onions, peppers, beans, and other yummy things. Possibly the best snack ever created.
by Torch October 21, 2003
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Oakland Nachos

A snack food consisting of Doritos corn chips slathered in chocolate syrup.
I made Oakland nachos to eat while watching the Raiders game.
by Zayday December 12, 2015
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