Nabs

Cops; Police. Called such because of their tendency to "nab" or catch criminals.

Man I gotta bounce up to Alaska! The Nabs is after me dawg!

Nabs by Shrewd1 December 9, 2008

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NABS

NABS (Verb)

Most commonly known as 'to steal a cookie', to NABS someone. Note that capitals are IMPORTANT within the verb itself or integrity and power is lost in translation.

NABS is not seperate to the current moment and therefore has more than one tense. You are going to NABS someone, you have NABSDDD someone (Again, the number of capital D's are important), you are currently NABSING someone and by view of a third party witnessing the NABSING, they can reply by commenting on how NABSAGE that was.

NABS worked similarly to owned, however the S cannot under any circumstances be replaced by a Z. Newbtards who replace the S with a Z are for lack of a better word NABSDICATING themselves for improper use of the verb.

Note: NABSDICATING also follows mentioned tense changes.

Luke: That's a nice cookie Alex, I'm going to NABS you!
Alex: No! It's my cookie, GTFO!
Luke: I'm NABSING you!
Alex: NO MY COOKIE GIVE IT BACK! Ffs, I just got NABSDDD!
Luke: HAHAHA I NABSDDD YOU FOO
Aaron: Oh wow that was NABSAGE!
Luke: Hey, Chris! Look, I just NABSDDD Alex.
Chris: You NABZDDD who?
Luke & Aaron & Alex: NEWBTARD YOU JUST NABSDICATED YOURSELF!

NABS by Luke Hill May 1, 2008