narthan

his onion is so bad dont listen to him

EWWW NARTHAN

by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

Narth

An exceptionally large asshole

That girl told me that Dan has a Narth between his ass cheeks. No wonder she broke up with him.

by MiT TranneL December 15, 2008

narthex

A vestibule leading to the nave of a church.

by Antinous September 22, 2003

Narthanan

Someone who is always high on crack but will never admit it. The always show up everywhere while they are high. It seems like there isn't a moment when they are not high.

Dude 1: "Dude, are you high on crack?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just really tired."
Dude 1: "Wow, you're such a narthanan."

by 135E2W September 16, 2014

nartho

No Apparent Reason Titty Hard-On

The equivalent of a Narby or Narb, but for a girl, where for no reason their nipples harden.

sally: OMG I was sitting in gym and all of a sudden i got nartho, I was so embarrassed!

by Danny Guthrie June 2, 2008

narath

A person that rejects your love for someone that she is in love with.

"Man, I absolutely loved her but she Narathed me."

by Uvuvwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwembu March 29, 2017

Nartholomew

A name no one should ever give to their child for the sake that Urban dictionary will try to right something about how nice they are to women, dick size, etc.

Also just a terrible name in general that thankfully hasn’t existed as of 2018.

Hey, have you met my son Nartholomew?

by Smith dux Wurd September 2, 2018