Nuts

Description of something that is unbelievable, crazy, and something that person should never do again.

Joe wearing his wife beater to that wedding is absolutely nuts.

by Déjame comer tu culo mami April 29, 2019

nuts

The highest possible hand in poker. Playing Hold 'em, if you hold As, 3s and the board is Qs, 8s, Kd, 2s, 9c you are said to be holding "the nuts." The terminology is said to refer to the fact that poker is a partial information game, meaning that when you bet, you don't know if you're winning or losing. This being the case, you have to have "nuts" (as in testicles) to have the nerve to bet. The only case when you can bet in poker without "testicles" would be if you had the best possible hand and could not be beaten, hence the term "nuts"

Joe won that large pot over Carl because Carl only had a flush, but Joe had the nuts with four of a kind.

by Poker Player March 29, 2004

nuts

1. the small round objects that males have, located in the scrotum
2.girls,usually hott ones, like to kick, punch, bite, knee, or otherwise injure a mans nuts, often for enjoyment

The hott girl kicked the boy in the nuts and he fell to the floor in pain.

by coolkid99 December 28, 2005

nuts

meaning "go to hell"

recently popularized in the show jericho season 1 finale when a story is told of a time in Bastone when General Anthony McAuliff responded to the Germans' order to surrender with a one-word reply: "Nuts." (see The Battle of The Bulge)

by NuTr1x March 23, 2008

Nuts

A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."

Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.

HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!

Willo: Here's your nuts.

Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only

me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp

food Mon!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 7, 2009

Nuts

Meaning "crazy", in the "really good!" sense.
When someone does something insanely good.

*Person A clutches the round (wins).
Person B: Duuude your nuts!!!

by YeaEverythingIsOkay! March 29, 2015

nuts

mmm nuts sooo good

Jess: *mmph* ohh your nuts are so good!
Josh: Yes. They are peanuts.

by bigballsinmyjawplease69420 June 2, 2022