This acronym stands for the phrase "No teeth please" inspired by those who were dissapointed after losing the corn off their cob. One should always say "NTP" right before he receives dome, saftey first!
Hey bro, last night me and mike were having a wicked time just playing uno, chillen ya know. He popped in a dave mathews cd and that's when everything got wierd. He unzippered my pants and right away i shouted "NTP BRO!!!"
by cristiano7 July 11, 2008
Flattering/ buttering
I'm fed up of these NTPs, they just want to be on top.
Seeing Rana's speech, I wished he stoped this NTP to get SRAG's attention.
Seeing Rana's speech, I wished he stoped this NTP to get SRAG's attention.
by Razamaza June 24, 2017
by NeonMetro October 17, 2021
by ._sadgirl January 09, 2023
OH MY GOD NO TOILET PAPER!
The horrifying realization there is no toilet paper after a significant bowel movement.
The horrifying realization there is no toilet paper after a significant bowel movement.
by dintx August 22, 2010
by Daddy beto December 08, 2020