NTP

This acronym stands for the phrase "No teeth please" inspired by those who were dissapointed after losing the corn off their cob. One should always say "NTP" right before he receives dome, saftey first!

Hey bro, last night me and mike were having a wicked time just playing uno, chillen ya know. He popped in a dave mathews cd and that's when everything got wierd. He unzippered my pants and right away i shouted "NTP BRO!!!"

by cristiano7 June 28, 2008

NTP

Flattering/ buttering

I'm fed up of these NTPs, they just want to be on top.

Seeing Rana's speech, I wished he stoped this NTP to get SRAG's attention.

by Razamaza June 24, 2017

ntp

no t preocupes or in english don’t worry

ntp we can hang out some other day

by anonymous September 14, 2020

ntp

(Spanish) stands for no te preocupes. In English this translates to “do not worry”

Hey sorry I went to sleep yesterday.
Oh ntp, we didn’t do anything special.

by NeonMetro October 17, 2021

ntp

"no te preocupes" or in english "don't worry", "no worries", "it's alright", "no problem"

"ntp i'll just find another way to get there", "ntp todo estara bien", "ntp I gotchu girl"

by ._sadgirl January 9, 2023

OMG NTP!

OH MY GOD NO TOILET PAPER!

The horrifying realization there is no toilet paper after a significant bowel movement.

texting: had to take emergency sit down at Wal-mart. OMG NTP!

by dintx August 22, 2010

Ntp

Nice tight pussy

Can I lick your ntp

by Shreksimthjng July 31, 2022