lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"

Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!

lotus notes by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008

mad notes 

Morris day and the mothafuckin' time !

"That shits the mad notes yo!"

mad notes by Leroy the big lipped nigger June 26, 2003

lotus notes

Software that clearly was written by "Learn Java in 24 Hours" graduates. Causes your computer to slow dramatically and makes email collaboration a terrible experience.

Executives chose Lotus Notes because it is clearly better than Outlook.

lotus notes by LotusBlows February 7, 2005

take notes 

this is said when a topic comes up in a conversation and you want to point out someone who needs to learn how to do it.

“Jared needs to take notes on the way that guy is asking a girl out.”

take notes by abirrrgale May 10, 2018

Hotep cliff notes 

It is when someone who is pseudo "woke", likes to start arguments in comments with copying and pasting most used hotep phrases and history lesson in long paragraphs as if they wrote it themselves.

Here comes De rah akkmon with his nonsense, spewing out hotep cliff notes on why black people should not watch shark tank.

Hotep cliff notes by Jujubeewildin February 15, 2019

Doing it for the notes 

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.

“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”

“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”

Doing it for the notes by ed.da.vinci August 25, 2011

Cornell Notes 

Satan in written form.

Person #1: I love cornell notes!

Person #2: you might as well just say "I hate Jesus"

Cornell Notes by calcfreak November 13, 2009