Nostradamus

A charlitan who possesses no greater "clairvoyance" than Miss Cleo. Employing techniques of vague predictions commonly employed by psychic hotlines today, Nostradamus' 'prophecies' could have been interpreted as anything.

Nostradamus, more like Fakestradamus!

by Chad Vincent July 18, 2003

Nostradamus

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

Doesn't it feel good to acctually learn something useful on Urbandictionary.com?

Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

nostradamus

An old man who was pretty cool.

"Nostradamus, you were (a little) ahead of your time,
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99

Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie

by wysiwyg February 18, 2004

Nostradamus

A man who foretold events in the world to come.

Nostradamus says that there will be a locaust plauge and a "new prince" in the future.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Nostradamus

The 2nd greatest band in existence (my band)

Nostradamus fans walk out on concert after drunken fiasco

by Robo August 21, 2003

Nostradamus

A person who is a virgin

"Gehan changed his own nickname to emperor nostradamus"
Damn what a fucken virgin

by thegoationary July 17, 2021

Nostradamus

A prediction made by a spectator or contestant for an Object Camp where each contestant is given a predicted placement based on their previous records

Once the season ended, I saw that my Nostradamus was completely wrong and I didn’t get a single placement right!

by TealUmbrella July 18, 2023