A charlitan who possesses no greater "clairvoyance" than Miss Cleo. Employing techniques of vague predictions commonly employed by psychic hotlines today, Nostradamus' 'prophecies' could have been interpreted as anything.
Nostradamus, more like Fakestradamus!
by Chad Vincent July 18, 2003
Get the Nostradamusmug. The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11
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- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11
Doesn't it feel good to acctually learn something useful on Urbandictionary.com?
Here's a sample of a quatrain:
"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30
"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
Get the Nostradamusmug. An old man who was pretty cool.
"Nostradamus, you were (a little) ahead of your time,
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99
Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99
Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie
by wysiwyg February 18, 2004
Get the nostradamusmug. by Anonymous July 12, 2003
Get the Nostradamusmug. by Robo August 21, 2003
Get the Nostradamusmug. Saying something strange and usually choppy or vague in meaning, then using extremely stretched synonyms and possible controlled substances to apply it to a current topic.
Nostradamus:"Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."
Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"
Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."
Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"
Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"
by Capn Oakley December 23, 2010
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