An impossibly rare penguin or thing, quoted from Zombieland:
Tallahassee:
That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in
the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year.
Columbus: But there are no penguins in
the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?