Noddy 

Something easy or mundane.

That's question was really noddy.

Noddy by Tom H-C January 7, 2007

noddy 

Northern England slang for condom.

Also, an idiot.

Noddies are in the second drawer down!

Mate, don't be such a noddy all your life!

noddy by HB31 September 11, 2012

noddy 

Someone who lands him/herself into difficulty through acts of sheer stupidity, possibly without even realising they have done anything wrong.

I'm not surprised everyone was flashing you, you were driving on the wrong side of the road you noddy!

noddy by Stew September 16, 2004

Noddy 

Someone that is shit at fishing or someone that is fishing for pointless small fish. Someone that is intentially catching poinless small fish is 'Noddy Bashing'

Mark, Ross, Jov, and Will are examples of Noddies as they regularly blank (fail to catch fish). A noddy act would be to tie the hook on with a granny knot or put a boilie straight onto the hook. You would be a noddy if you had your bite alarms on fully volume.

Noddy by Fishergimp March 4, 2007

Noddy 

An extremely silly or foolish person (especially as a general term of abuse).

You did it again, dude! You seem kinda noddy today!

Noddy by CookieForgottenInOven March 6, 2015

Noddy 

A multitasking fruit shop worker.

"Hey noddy can you get me a pen or noddy fix those apples or noddy can you defrost fridges"

Noddy by Five8five December 8, 2018

noddy 

A First year Apprentist normaly the first 3 -6 Months of his trade. Named due to the excessive nodding of his head when things are being explained to him.
This condition normaly comes about because they are to scared to say anything. With good reason.....haha!

Tradesman:Now turn that bolt clockwise
Apprentist: ( Nods Head )
Tradesman: Thats Anticlockwise Dickhead!
Apprentist: (Nods Head)
Tradesman: Now Noddy if you look at the hands of a clock which way do they go.
Apprentist: ( Blank Look)

noddy by Peter Fridolf July 23, 2007