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No Effort Girl

The type of girl who has a mellow and laid back disposition. She is is too lazy overall in getting a guy to ask her out or sleeping with her. When he does get to sleep with her she doesn't pretend to fake moan or scream and just lays there. Her tone of voice is monotonous and unexcitable in general in all situations.

Ex. April in Parks and Recreation
Paris Hilton is the opposite of a "No Effort Girl", she tries way too hard to get guys in the sack!
No Effort Girl by Tdish May 11, 2011
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no eyed girl 

when the neil cicierega spirit phone song lemon demon😨😨😨
hail sit the real of: IF YOULL BE MY NO EYED GIRL FROM NOWHERE MANKIND CAN GO
random guy: holy shit neil cicierega
no eyed girl by anonymous February 1, 2023

No Hookup Girl 

A female on a dating app that feels an underlying need to state in her profile at least one of the following...

a) Not Looking for Hook Ups
b) Hookups, Swipe Left

This statement is either placed before or after one of the following...

a) my kids are my world
b) Boy/Girl Momma to a (Insert age here)

The general archetype of a "No Hookup Girl" is a female, aged 25 +, No more than a 6 on the scale, and would be considered physically unattractive by most sane men. The female is overweight, often has pink/blue/purple hair, and her pictures are all headshots that look like they were taken with a Motorola Razr.

Little is known about this unique species of human; however, they do exist outside of the general description. No hookup girls come in all shapes, ages, and sizes.
Guy 1: "bro, the only women I match with on tinder are fat single moms and stingy women that arent into hookups, their bios all say the same thing."

Guy 2: "ahh yes, the No Hookup Girl, welcome to the world of dating. Try your local country bar if you're looking for a semi attractive girl to hookup with.
No Hookup Girl by Today's Rant September 6, 2023
means ABSOLUTELY HELL NAH. if you ask someone if you should do something and they respond with "girl no" you cannot do it for your own good.
"should i text my ex"
"girl no wtf"
girl no by englishgenius January 14, 2024

No-nonsense black girl. 

Contrary to popular belief, the no-nonsense black girl exhibits very much nonsensical behavior. She attempts to be a diverse member of society only to modestly reject others' praise of her realistic simulations of races that just are not her color. She has been known to suggest that you develop schitzophrenic habits and stay out of her thundering path. She's black, she's got a vagina, and she don't take none of dat silly ass nonsense sheeit. SHE WILL NOT CHANGE FOR YOU SO STOP TRYING SO HARD.
She's a No-nonsense black girl. She totally isn't changing her ways! Just look at her! No changes!
No-nonsense black girl. by Fooster October 31, 2012

No name boy/girl 

That one ex who we liked so much but they turned out to be a liar, cunt who didn't doesn't care and we forget there name because they are pricks.
No name boy/girl are people to be forgotten

Girl with no bra and panty 

The search that changed my life (for the worse!!!!)

PS:::: I was SIX!
SEARCHES: "Girl with no bra and panty "
PORNHUB? WHAT IS THAT?

clicks on it:

gets caught in 4K UHD 10000 Megapixels by his MOM