NFS
stands for "no fucking shit"
NFS
An acronym short for: noob fo shoob, which means a person who is a NFS is definitely a noob without a doubt. By calling someone a NFS, it is no longer arguable whether that person is a noob or not, because he or she is DEFINITELY a noob after being called that.
NFS by BigTestedCoals January 19, 2009
NFS
An acronym short for: 'nice fucking story'. A phrase used when someone has just uttered a statement that you have absolutely no interest in. A person having been told this should feel very small/ foolish. Enough to make them think before they say anything like that around you again.
NFS
NFS by 1234512341 January 15, 2013
NFS
Shorthand in North Yorkshire for a resident of the town of Selby. Sadly those of the chavvy town of Selby have a higher than average chance of being alcoholic, or drug abusing, and/or educationally sub-normal. These folks are sometimes referred to as Normal For Selby when they abuse acute healthcare services and emergency services.
Nurse:"What you got for us then?"
Ambo:"Oh, nowt much, NFS. Never even touched my tackleberry"
Nurse:"Put em in Triage"
Ambo:"Oh, nowt much, NFS. Never even touched my tackleberry"
Nurse:"Put em in Triage"
NFS by Hypoxic Joe February 2, 2008