neocomm

1. A derogatory term for the left end of the political spectrum describing new age communists. The original basis for the term Neocon. 2. Most commonly used on Fark.com to describe the leftwing wacko fringe. 3. Sometimes spelled as Neocom.

"I wish you Neocomms would think before you spouted your hate-America-first crap." -Flipper the Dolphin

by 21-7-b April 24, 2005

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

by devestment October 11, 2009

Newcomerstown cream pie

When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.

My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"

by creamaramher July 9, 2010

neocomm

Literally, "neo-communist". See: Democrat.

Hillary Clinton is a neocomm.

by Karl July 1, 2004

Spooky Newcomb

The creepy guy who always works the late shift at your local Kum and Go. He is usually overweight, wears bottlecap glasses, has a haircut that looks like that of a rebellious monk with highlights, and will often try to engage the customer in feelings talks. It would be safer and more comfortable to buy your late-night gatorade from the crack dealer across the street.

Did you see the way that Spooky Newcomb counted out my change? It gave me the willies

by walkingdictionary11 October 19, 2010

newcomerstown

A piece of shit town in Ohio, surrounded by corn fields. It's known for under age drinking, pregnant teens, and meth labs. It's home of the Newcomerstown Trojans which majority of the time completely suck ass at every single sport and have obese cheerleaders. Most people are country wannabes or try to act thug nasty.

newcomerstown ohio

by truestatement July 27, 2014

Newcombe Sluts

Dalhousie University students from the Girls-Only residence who come to Eliza Ritchie drunk and wreck our bathrooms. Generally their names are forgotten and cause massive scenes because of it.

Dude 1: Dude, what was her name again?
Dude 2: I dunno man, some Newcombe Sluts.

by Barneywestside February 13, 2010