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Texting dysplasia

Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.

Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone
Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.

You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away
by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022
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mylasia

A beautiful tight pussy having woman

Her pussy is always wet. And her pussy is tight but she is one sexy woman who occasionally on the thicker side with one again goood pussy .....every one should fuck an mylasia
1: she has that mylasia pussy
2:mylasia pussy is way better
by Mylasia123 March 16, 2017
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Myspacian

A person who spends so much time on myspace it's almost like a religion to them, They are often mistaken for myspace addicts, or camwhores but there addiction is much deeper, to the point of deep depression if not able to check there myspace or if they have no updates, and uses posts many bulletins asking for PC4PC.

{OP memo- I'm a Myspacian, so nobody mistakes this for bashing}
Dan:
OMG!! new pics PC4PC, ples!!!pplz!!!

KthaBAI!

Reply:
Jay:

Your such a Myspacian
PC4PC plz
by myspacian 001 May 29, 2008
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Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia

The rapid spread of ignorance of the correct rules for apostrophe usage; the widespread misuse of apostrophes, especially in plural nouns.
Walk-in's Welcome; The Miller's invited us to dinner; Washing machine's for sale are all examples of Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia.
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Misplasamazia

A word that used to describe a person that feels out of place from everyone and everything and is better off alone, but in reality is an amazing person that people love to be around, even if it doesn’t seem like it
I don’t know why he acts like no one like him”
“Oh, he has Misplasamazia“
“That makes sense
by anonymousmf14 February 16, 2023
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bispraxic misplaysia

a medical condition I just made up that makes people feel sorry for you.
I have bispraxic misplaysia and it really hurts when you continue doing that annoying thing that i hate you doing.
by papi1938374 February 18, 2022
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Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

The inability to correctly identify food visually
Andrew "hey, that bangers & mash looks delicious!"

Meg "its pasta, dickhead"

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)
by Manny Kin June 6, 2015
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