gove

To tell someone a disgusting story about how you had sex while under the influence of cocaine.

Michael goved me yesterday, I nearly vomited.

by papi1938374 January 19, 2022

Holy sock syndrome

All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.

This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.

She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.

by papi1938374 February 11, 2023

Green

Verb-To loudly express an opinion that makes it clear how stupid you are…. Or to shit yourself

Oh no she greened!

by papi1938374 February 11, 2023

BorisJohnson

To step in shit.

Oh no! I BorisJohnsoned!

by papi1938374 January 19, 2022

innit

A word in British slang indicating that the person saying it is common and has no respect to their audience.

i have never read a book in my life innit.

by papi1938374 October 31, 2020

bispraxic misplaysia

a medical condition I just made up that makes people feel sorry for you.

I have bispraxic misplaysia and it really hurts when you continue doing that annoying thing that i hate you doing.

by papi1938374 February 19, 2022