papi1938374's definitions

gove

To tell someone a disgusting story about how you had sex while under the influence of cocaine.

Michael goved me yesterday, I nearly vomited.

by papi1938374 January 19, 2022

bispraxic misplaysia

a medical condition I just made up that makes people feel sorry for you.

I have bispraxic misplaysia and it really hurts when you continue doing that annoying thing that i hate you doing.

by papi1938374 February 18, 2022

innit

A word in British slang indicating that the person saying it is common and has no respect to their audience.

i have never read a book in my life innit.

by papi1938374 October 31, 2020

BorisJohnson

To step in shit.

Oh no! I BorisJohnsoned!

by papi1938374 January 19, 2022

Holy sock syndrome

All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.

This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.

She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.

by papi1938374 February 11, 2023

Green

Verb-To loudly express an opinion that makes it clear how stupid you are…. Or to shit yourself

Oh no she greened!

by papi1938374 February 11, 2023