beat my eggs

When a girl masturbates.

HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!

"I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself)

RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed

by proviegrrl December 10, 2010

where are my eggs

‘Where are my eggs’ is a phrase a man will say when he see’s that his balls are so small, and lose them. Alternatively, a supposed ‘man’ will figure out he is actually a she, or woman.

Dallon: ‘Where are my eggs?’

Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’

Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’

by Kipity August 25, 2018

Suck My Eggs

1) Expression used when a man wants a girl to suck his eggs out of his vagina with her dick. It can also be done orally. This is done in a parallel universe.

Hey Babe, why don't you come over here and suck my eggs out!!!

by Smith Hall Posse' May 2, 2007

Whisk my Eggs

The female way of saying “please fuck me”.

What do you want to do tonight?
I want you to fucking whisk my eggs :)
HA. OK!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

by Togepi69 June 15, 2017

Scrambling my eggs

To masturbate by yourself.

To masterbate in general..

.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........

I'd like to scramble her eggs......

by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021

butter my egg roll

something a guy say when he likes another girl the egg roll is often the penis and the butter is another thing

You really butter my egg roll!

by vanaramadama September 12, 2016