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slap my grandma

Phrase used when experiencing excitement. Can be used in my place of "no kidding."
Well, slap my grandma! My dog's name is Badonkadonk too!
by Lindsay Hamel May 2, 2008
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If my grandma had wheels

A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
by Omri April 27, 2005
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I ate my grandma

by Asleep123 April 7, 2023
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Two midgets and my grandma

This is a damn good night. Its one of those nights that turns in to a story that you can tell at work and have people hanging off your every word.
O my sweet Jesus last night was Fucked. This moring i woke-up With
two midgets and my grandma
by Psycosmoke April 20, 2005
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pinch my grandma with a crowbar

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?
by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022
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Bitch Doin Coke at My Grandma’s in My Dreams

“Are Lydia and Kaylee dating?”
Lydia: “bitch doin Coke at my grandma’s in my dreams
by Mrlouviolet February 3, 2022
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my fatass walking a fish and in my cat, i ate my fortnite battle pass, i ❤️ charmander, the #1 robux buyer, i ate yo fatass dog, i shot my fish with a fortnite sniper, my mom is gay and having a trans fag daugher, my dad is a bisexual frog, my sister looks like a horse, my brother is the #1 doja cat fan, my dad wears a wig to look trans, having a affare with jimmy falon, my big fat gyat was the reason the twin towers fell, my grandma fell down the stairs and i giggled, i farted in her breathing tanks, now shes gone 😈😈😈😈 i hated her fatass. 🥰🥰🥰🤓🤓🤓🤓😃😃😃😃😃😡😡😡😡🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😈🤷🏻 ♀️😈😈😈🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😝😝😝😝😝😔😔😔😒🥵🥵😒😒
"james charles is tickleing my ass"
skibi rizzer gyat on my grandma, level 100 gyat james charles, drakes 2 foot weewee, fortnite rizz, touching all the girls, tickleing my buns.
by iateyourtransgfthathasadick March 25, 2024
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