mutton chop

When you are a cuck loving mook who should just kill theirselves.

Brad shut up you mutton chop.

by MEMESLAYER9901 November 6, 2017

mutton chops

When one shaves their pubic area half assed such as just cropping the top of the vagina and letting the rest of the forest grow wild.

Tom cruise likes girls with mutton chops.

by The duzde September 28, 2008

mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns

Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before

by redexplosion March 21, 2009

Creamy Mutton Chops

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'

by phatdik January 18, 2009

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005

mutton chop beauty

one stage up from "you beauty!".

easily applied in a sporting context but generally a handy universal phrase, shortened to just mutton chop if you like.

"that girl was a mutton chop beauty"

by king edwards April 1, 2009

Mutton Chopping

When a male gets a girl to reach climax by rubbing his mutton chops on her clit.

Hunter was Mutton Chopping Maddy last night because she needed help.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018