mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns

Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before

by redexplosion March 21, 2009

Creamy Mutton Chops

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'

by phatdik January 18, 2009

mutten chops

very big and/or thick sideburns that go down the side of your face or towards the back of your head

liz has mutton chops, not pork chops, kevin

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

mutten chops

very long and very thick side burns
(if some1 has these u can also call the petting zoo)

nealy and liz have muttenchops and they are petting zoo's

by fatboy January 26, 2003

muttonchops

A better extended version of sideburns.
Narrower at the temple, broad at lower jaw.
See General Burnside.

My brother is growing kick-ass muttonchops.

by mud January 4, 2005

muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

by Shard February 28, 2005

Friendly muttonchop

The act of cooking and eating a sheep that was previously your lover, usually served at a large meal

I can't believe Tom served the friendly muttonchops at thanksgiving

by Kntryson May 18, 2017