Muster

a way for the navy to keep you from getting any sleep on your duty day

After being relieved late from my 18-24 watch, i was happy to hear that i had to muster at 0300 with my duty section.

Fortunately the muster only lasted 2 hours and I managed to sleep an additional half hour before 0600 turnover muster and then another muster at my work center.

Apparently, one who sleeps only 3 hours prior to a full day of maintenance on vital ship's systems is sure to do quality work.

by 7h0rn3 February 11, 2010

muster a buster

When you eat specific foods for the sole purpose of cutting what is intended to be a near window shattering fart.

I had it all figured out, eating all those highly flatulent foods and drinking all that beer, to most effectively muster a buster!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

Fernando Muslera

The best goalie of all goalies. He's handsome and has a total baby face. He was first choiced as the Uruguayan goalie in the 2010 FIFA World Cup in Africa. He's 190 centimeters tall and was born on June 16 1984. He blocked out two penalty kick for the Uruguay team during the match against Ghana. He's number 1 or 86 and plays for the Lazio team during the qualifying matches.

Did you see him? That's Fernando Muslera.

by Zena & Hercules July 24, 2010

musterbation

A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.

Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating

Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.

by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

pass muster

To be acceptable for a certain purpose.

Because my brother works with tuxedos, I turned to him to see if my prom tux would pass muster for next week's prom.

by iViking April 29, 2011

muster

1. to think up something clever
2. to conjure or summon

"Your a wizard Harry! Muster up some kind a flying device to get us out of here lad!"

by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005

mutler

A Primate servant known more formally as a mutler.

Queen:-Charles get the mutler to bring me some tea.
Charles:-Mutler get the queen some tea
Mutler:-*A variety of monkey noises that make no sence to us*
But im sure if we could understand him...it would have gone like this
Mutler:-Get Your own Damn Tea!

by Surferrdude February 22, 2008