muskrat

The performance of sobriety when drunk, on drugs, etc.

My mom came home after I'd taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn't even know because I have such a good muskrat.

by Muskrat King March 6, 2012

muskrat

Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.

When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's.
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!

by Big Eddie April 12, 2006

Muskrat

n,pl. (1) A large North American aquatic rodent, with a musky smell.
(2) Marricel watt

damn! thats ugly...oh wait its just marricel/a muskrat

by pigfucker November 23, 2003

muskrat

A very good looking male. Can be used anytime anyplace when a hottie is approaching to warn friends of said eyecandy.

"Damn, look at that muskrat, 10 o'clock!"

by iwouldreplaceyouwithnikaanyday January 1, 2009

Muskrat

A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!

Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"

by Muskratman March 30, 2015

Muskrat

A select member of a prestigous brotherhood whom display the arts of savagery, falconry, and muskratery. They are cut throat, relentless, and display unparralled habits. Whatever a muskrat says is law. If he claims you are wrong, then you are wrong. A muskrat is ruthless to the utmost degree.

The muskrats did not approve of the actions of the Battle Creek Bandit.

by International Muskrat Scouting November 1, 2009

muskrat

A drinking game started in Missouri area. It's played at the point when you're already very intoxicated. You sit in a circle and say either a word that could be funny, or a person doing an action that is funny. If a person laughs in the circle they take a shot or a sip of beer.

"Oh man guys I'm so fucked up, lets play muskrat!"

"why is it called muskrat?"

"because muskrats a funny word, now shut up and drank."

by poopmynamewaschoosen September 9, 2011