shittiest musicians ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musicians ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

by folded caches out June 1, 2013

Musicalistically

Adv. Reference to music spoken to someone by someone with a music background.

"Musicalistically speaking, the novice showed great promise"
"Musicalistically speaking, you suck."

by Music freaks August 6, 2012

tik tok musicians

Good artists who are exposed to the tik tok music industry therefore becoming '1-hit song artists' because of tik tok

Usually known for 1 part of a song (chorus mostly) by fake fans (tik tok consumers).
It's really sad to see Steve Lacy end up in this position, and other musicians who I really don't care about

Youtubers can also become 'tik tok musicians' for example Dashie

guy1: do you know Steve Lacy?
guy2: yeah, too bad he became on of those tik tok musicians

by MrKata November 13, 2022

Musicalistine

a music philistine, someone who doesnt listen to good music, people like this often watch hsm

1=dude did you watch HSM3? the music is awesome!!
2=you're such a musicalistine

by rubix1991 March 4, 2010

The Starving Musicians Fund

noun
a local band based in Ipswich, Massachusetts that plays loud alternative-rock songs.

TIMMAYYYYYY

person one: “dude have you been to one of the starving musicians fund’s gigs before? they’re a solid band!”
person two: “yeah they’re litty like a titty.”
person one: “do you follow them on instagram @thestarvingmusiciansfund ?”
person two: “no i’ll do that right now!”

by TheCourtlixGirl October 9, 2018

Stephen's musicianship class

The most boring and unnecessary class, no one goes there voluntarily and he keeps us captive for 55 minutes.

"Well, I didn't get to do everything I wanted to do today... cause this corner of the room was talking and laughing the whole time..." (said Stephen) People were enjoying your class? Unheard of!

If you want to unlearn everything you know about music come here!

I can't wait to go sit in silence In Stephen's musicianship class (as a saxophone player) and hear him talk about why it's more important to learn which note in a scale is the "do, rei, mi ect." instead of learning how to read music!

by benny bboiiieee November 18, 2021