Joseph Muscat

Joseph Muscat is Malta's most corrupt man, who won the award for corruption in 2019. Corruption, destruction of the natural environment, Labour Party cronyism, car bombings and government-sanctioned assasinations of government critics all happened under his watch.
Booted out of office after being exposed in massive corruption scandals, as well as in the killing of a Labour Party critic.
Worshiped like a god by the ignorant laburist
Still free, as he is being protected by his puppet & lawyer, Robert Abela, who is a pathetic excuse of a prime minister.

Foxx il-Lejber u foxx dak il-liba Joseph Muscat.

by explorer59 August 8, 2020

Muskrat's Nest

A Muskrat's Nest is defined as completely filling the toilet bowl with paper, even until the toilet paper is high and dry above the bowl line, and then defecating on top of the giant pile of toilet paper. A properly built nest can usually only be removed by the use of a spade shovel, as flushing at that point would prove all but impossible. By keeping the muskrat on top of the nest and not in the water, the vile stench of the muskrat can be allowed to permeate the entire venue. The muskrat's nest is intended as a practical joke, or as revenge for having been muskrat-nested. A Muskrat's Nest must be built with caution, as they are illegal in most states.

Rob: Hey Jake, the service at this restaurant totally sucks ass!

Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!

Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!

by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010

The Dead Muskrat Clan

The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.

OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN

TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 21, 2021

musarat

A kindhearted women who would do anything to make her family happy and to protect them. But once she thinks she is right on something she will argue anyone and anything that counterpoint her view.

Women 1: she's wrong

Women 2: you better keep your mouth shut, she's musarat

by #deadlineat12am November 11, 2020

Muskrat

Noun; One who engages in rebellious destruction, most often attributable to substance consumption.

David and I were such Muskrats. After the game, we rioted, inflicting thousands of dollars worth of damage.

by Hobson the Muskrat September 17, 2013

Cyclone Muscat

A very large human, usually a library teacher

Why is our library teacher such a Cyclone Muscat?

by Type of person July 4, 2020

Jake Muscat

Jake muscat is an Emo edge lord that listens to only white emo rappers.

HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT EMO JAKE MUSCAT

by BUT FAG December 3, 2018