How spoiled little fucks interpret the motives of the world around them. always thinking that things HAVE to go right for them all the time(to the point where they can't recognize a blessing if it fucked them in the ass) and when it doesnt, the world all of a sudden turns into a hatefilled monster with a sole purpose to turn said person's life into a hell because he cant stop thinking about how his life sucks because one thing didn't go the way it was supposed to in his little bubble/world. Shit happens, the longer you cry about it, the more it affects you, grow up and take control of your emotions dipshit.
person 1: Hey, whats up man!
person 2: Have you heard of Murphy's law?
person 1: nah, what is it? chemistry?
person 2: my girlfriend just told me it isnt working so i went out for a drive, i was lighting my cigarette when a truck pulls out of nowhere and i smash right into it
person 1: damn that sucks, oh well shit happens, wanna get some chinese, im taking this hot chick, and shes bringing a friend.
person 2: no i need some time to get my self together
person 1: alright bro take it easy.
person 2: Have you heard of Murphy's law?
person 1: nah, what is it? chemistry?
person 2: my girlfriend just told me it isnt working so i went out for a drive, i was lighting my cigarette when a truck pulls out of nowhere and i smash right into it
person 1: damn that sucks, oh well shit happens, wanna get some chinese, im taking this hot chick, and shes bringing a friend.
person 2: no i need some time to get my self together
person 1: alright bro take it easy.
by Sameer B May 08, 2007
Your name gets called out in the School's Auditorium.
Everyone starts laughing.
Turns out your name is Dick.That's Murphy's Law for you.
Everyone starts laughing.
Turns out your name is Dick.That's Murphy's Law for you.
by Whitteaker17 December 10, 2016
the law in nature that makes the B's prone to seeing Ken everywhere we go. Ken is everywhere and we always run into him at horrible times. B usually runs away screaming "MURPHYS LAW!!"
-aka- Ken's Law
-aka- Ken's Law
by Bitch December 08, 2004
1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Brodie: OMG! My bum hurts so much!
Jack: Aw man, did you read murphys law?
Brodie: No, why?
Jack: Because if you did, it would have told you not to play leapfrog with a unicorn
Jack: Aw man, did you read murphys law?
Brodie: No, why?
Jack: Because if you did, it would have told you not to play leapfrog with a unicorn
by JakSak October 17, 2010
by Etan September 05, 2003
I always fail to capture that damn roadrunner thanks to Murphy's Law, and all those defective, shitty ACME products.
by Wily E. Coyote September 24, 2003
by Boy Bros May 13, 2004