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Potential Ax Murderer

A Potential Ax Murderer (a.k.a. PAM) is someone you have been introduced to through friends, Tinder or online dating, but haven't yet met in person. Until you can check them out yourself, you always have to be cautious in case they turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer or Bunny Boiler.
P: Have you met that hottie you were matched with on Tinder?
R: Nah. We'll probably hook up later in the week.
P: Watch out she doesn't turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer!
by On the level [---o---] September 16, 2014
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murderp

An accidental homicide which is the result of a particularly ridiculous blunder. A murderp can be easily distinguished from an ordinary case of murder or manslaughter by the level of unmitigated buffoonery which brings it to fruition.
Just as the hostage was about to be released, a trigger-happy police sniper fired at the kidnapper but instead hit the hostage, killing her instantly. Soon afterward, the officer was brought up on charges of second degree merderp.

If your keep allowing your toddler to carry baby ducks around by their necks, I fear a murderp will soon be taking place.

After wrecking his parents' car because he liked to drive while huffing solvent fumes, young George W. Bush knew he had to make up a good cover story. His parents would have been furious if they found out the car had actually been murderped.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. January 24, 2011
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murderpan

boston,ma (mattapan) neighborhood known for its high crime rate.
i live in murderpan, this is my hood.
by aaaaaa November 22, 2005
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murdered out

When a car is completely modified and the color BLACK is the only color used throughout the entire vehicle
Guy 1- "hey bro did you see that NOVA?"
Guy2- "yeah it was completely murdered out"
by ...(.)(.)...:)(:):(:):(:)(:) December 6, 2013
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murdering the head

this phrase can be used as a boast or a warning. it refers to the act of using the restroom, leaving both a large amount of excriment and a terrible smell behind.
bro 1:hey bro, where's your bathroom?

bro 2: no bro, dont go in there. i just finished murdering the head.
by sailormanbananaton February 5, 2010
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Murderporn

Shows like Dateline NBC, CNN 20/20, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, and/or The First 48.
This weekend I sat on the couch and binged on murderporn for 36 hours straight.
by the_$tarter August 19, 2019
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