Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.

This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....

This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

muppet fucker

Inbred Redneck, brother and sister produce a child who has the facial features of a muppet. Large nose, small ears, beady eyes.

Did you see that banjo playin muppet fucker on that porch?

by the snickasnatch August 28, 2012

Muppet Fucking

When the female partner screams like Miss Piggy while being penetrated during sexual intercourse.

Drew was muppet fucking Jennie Thursday night in Bitely!

by squal_al August 5, 2007

Muppet Fucker

1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..

John Key is a muppet Fucker

by Pol Pothead May 30, 2012

Muppet Fucker

A person who has a fetish involving sexual acts with muppets.

Orehna is a Muppet Fucker

by Xenu4d2 May 3, 2008

Fucking Muppet

Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.

Luke you're a fucking muppet.

by Dino80 October 22, 2019