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The Munger

When going down on a girl have a friend hide in a closet. At the appropriate moment your friend will come out from his hiding place, take a flying leep, and land directly on the girl's stomach. The result is her ovaries contract shooting all her eggs into your mouth.
Ex. 1 - "What a heinous bitch. Someone should give her The Munger to insure that she never breeds."

Ex. 2 - "No thanks, not even the slightest bit peckish, had a Munger before I came over."

Ex. 3 - "I have performed more Mungers then I can count. They call me Mung the Merciless around here."
by Jay Yei January 10, 2006
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Munger

A person who wrangles data.
Munging
Jane was a good Munger, the data she worked with was alway easier to understand and use once she has wrangled it.
by ManicAdventure November 15, 2018
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jake munger

texas hick who thinks hes
emo and can do anything he wants
but hes really just a little bitch
sydney-hey girl i saw one of
them jake mungers down yonder

cala-dont let him see me girl, hes gunna
be jumpin all up on me!
by lalalalaboy August 5, 2008
mugGet the jake mungermug.

Munger (plunger)

This is where one takes a plunger, or a "Munger" after completing the act munging. This is used to retrieve all of the mung after a nice, swift stomp onto your mung victim. Your partner will then preceed to exume all the excess mung with the "munger" from the rotten vagina.
1. Hey Steve, pass me that munger (plunger), im still pretty hungry.

2. Brad, do u mind applying the munger tonight, my back is sore from doing it for hours last night on your grandma.

3. I had to buy a new munger last night because mine shattered from intense munging. I was being greedy.
by John and Kyle May 23, 2006
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corpse munger

In document review, a corpse munger is a person who, either by design or stupidity, performs his or her work at a sluggish and mediocre level. This act feeds upon the goodwill, morale, and finances (as a whole, the corpus) of the honest, hard working members of the review team.
That corpse munger only reviewed 200 documents in 12 hours while fucking around for 5 hours!
by Anonymous Reviewer January 3, 2011
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reverse munger

To sit on the toilet backwards, facing the cistern. This allows you to crap on the porcelain & not in the water. Why would you want to do this? If you were dragged along to a party at the house of someone you didn't like & you were bored.
"I just took a reverse munger in ya farken dunny bitch!"
by Andy J January 10, 2005
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Zach munger

guy with a 16 inch dick.
I went to go have sex with him and he had a Zach munger.
by tigerfan100002 October 17, 2008
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