mandangelo

(man-DANG-gell-oh)

my manhood dangles low

"oo ooooo!"

"MANDANGELO!!!!"

by mrmark85 April 18, 2008

Mindbanger

Taken from the 2011 summer series "Friends With Benefits," a Mindbanger is the one significant other who gets into your head and takes over your mind in a way that all you care about is becoming like them and sustaining a clearly dysfunctional relationship. All you want to do is become whoever you think your boyfriend wants you to be, while losing yourself in the process.

A person who is mindbanged becomes completely disconnected with their family, friends, and previous lifestyle in pursuit of a pointless relationship.

"Oh...there goes Sarah, falling for her mindbanger, Joe"

"Yeah isn't he the guy who totally devastated her after she moved cross country for him instead of taking that big promotion?"

"That's what love can do..."

by TheMusician September 6, 2011

mundane

A slang word for normal people in the gothic, fetish, otherkin communities (vampires and werewolves). Synonymous with vanillas, innocents, and buffers. Mundanes are people with normal jobs and normal boring lives who watch boring television and have boring tastes in music and the arts.

Don't wear your Docs to Wal-Mart or the Mundanes there will freak out and think you are a skinhead or something.

by PepperPaul May 25, 2007

Mundane Flaggot

Someone who has been exposed as a False Flagger of YouTube content like Mundane Matt was by Mister Metokur.

Oh come on, don't be a Mundane Flaggot!

by Suit Yourself February 7, 2022

Mukbanger

A mukbanger is an obese person trying to get money with their hobby.

Bro have you seen John? Hes such a mukbanger now.

by NotLök July 6, 2019

mundane

A person who possesses no metaphysical talents or qualities. Alternately, a person who is perceived to lack a certain form of enlightenment, intelligence, or talent. Generally used by the persons who possess said gifts or qualities, and is sometimes but not necessarily used in a condescending or elitist manner. Was used in the sci-fi series "Babylon 5" by the telepaths to refer to non-telepaths. Also used in some psychic, spiritual, or metaphysical circles to refer to those who have no such talents.

The mundanes have no concept of magic, they're completely blind to it, our ways are strange to them.

by Protocol April 15, 2003

Mundane Rule

The "Mundane Rule", proposed by Matt Jarbo (Mundane Matt) is the rule that any time a meme becomes popular it will be declared "ist" (Racist/Sexist)

So Sweeden just enacted the Mundane Rule over the Distracted Boyfriend meme

by Skua September September 26, 2018