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Murbleburble

a unit of liquid, it's enough to drown in but not enough to swim in, So all you can do is murbleburble.
"The victim's cause of death was drowning in 1 MuBu (Murbleburble) of water. We are not suspecting foul play."
by mrpeaches3 June 15, 2016
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Mumbleboth

A derogatory term for someone mumbling nonsense and generally bothering people

Usually applies in social situations where an incoherent person is causing a nuisance
Check out that mumbleboth over there.
Stop mumblebothing me dude.
by pigeondigger June 30, 2019
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mumbledust

The magical, pixie-dust like substance that allows one Lid to finagle his way through life.

A mild mind-control aromatic, that when exposed to, while not lethal, may lead to periods of suggestibility. The Soviets attempted to duplicate the secret recipe for years during the Cold War, but were unable to understand the ingredients when told by the McMillin clan.

Side effects include working weekends and holidays, coming in to work 4 hours early so “someone” can catch the LIRR back to the trailer pArk. Long term exposure can lead to word salad, inability to speak coherently, and an insatiable thirst for Mountain dew.
“Dude, I came in at 6am and let Mumbles go home. Now, I’m working for him 4th of July, and then i gotta change a tire for him on his trailer”
“Bro, you got Mumbledusted”
by mumbleduster August 6, 2019
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mumblefuck

1. Trying to talk while engaging in oral sex.
Giver: Mfff mfff, whff dff ffffk?
Reciever: Quit yo mumblefuck, bitch.
by Kurt Jones May 1, 2005
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mumblefuck

An extremely socially-awkward person, that rarely involves themselves in the coversation and only contributes to the conversation by randomly commenting with a semi-muffled mumble (this usually is followed by a very, very awkward silence within the whole group of people).
That kid Nile came over for the first time last night and was being a mumblefuck the whole time.
by corndonnus March 11, 2010
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mumblefuck

Mumblefuck spent over 7 minutes sitting on his ass on 9/11/01 after being informed of an attack on America.
by Mudesi September 13, 2006
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Mumblefuck

When the person you're talking to is mumbling and you can't understand a damn thing they're saying. Usually used in situations where they're giving you important information like a reservation number or directions on how to get somewhere.
A typical mumblefuck conversation.
"Can I get your order please?"
"Yeah-um...I'd *mumble*...and then *mumble* large *unknown stammering*"
"I'm sorry, what?"

"Hey, Amy, how do we get to your house from downtown?"
"You'll go down *mumble mumble mumble*...after that you'll take a *mumble* onto 4th *mumble*
"Hold on, Amy, just a sec....Guys, can you shut up for a sec, this is a real mumblefuck conversation and all your talking isn't making this any easier to hear."
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
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