mumblefutt
U are a Mumblefutt
mumblefutt by OhFvqAGhost October 24, 2020
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mumblefuck
mumblefuck by BigjonnyC January 19, 2008
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a bumbling individual. Who is prone to asking ridiculous questions and who does not understand adverts. A notorious sufferer of hungry bum syndrome and giraffe neck.
A fan of unusual culinary dishes such as the little known 'pasta, tuna and a whole tomato'
A fan of unusual culinary dishes such as the little known 'pasta, tuna and a whole tomato'
'no mumbleforth you are wrong again'
mumbleforth by team noadivik December 29, 2007
Mumblecunt
A person who insists on engaging others in lengthy conversations whilst simultaneously speaking with a total disregard for both diction and appropriate use of volume. In effect taking the act of simply mumbling and elevating it, by way of conversational persistence, to a level of cuntishness. Therefore becoming referred to as a mumblecunt.
Mumblecunt by RatBikeNate November 30, 2020
Mumblecunt
"When a person makes minimal effort to sing along to a song on the communal radio. It is loud enough to hear, but not clear enough to distinguish the words, therefore this person is the most irritating in the office environment.
Mumblecunt by KittyKatPryde June 7, 2019
wandering mumbleguts
(n). A person who habitually rambles on while talking incoherently in an inaudible or soft tone of voice, often in a boorish monotone.
wandering mumbleguts by Dave Hultgren February 26, 2004
mumbledust
The magical, pixie-dust like substance that allows one Lid to finagle his way through life.
A mild mind-control aromatic, that when exposed to, while not lethal, may lead to periods of suggestibility. The Soviets attempted to duplicate the secret recipe for years during the Cold War, but were unable to understand the ingredients when told by the McMillin clan.
Side effects include working weekends and holidays, coming in to work 4 hours early so “someone” can catch the LIRR back to the trailer pArk. Long term exposure can lead to word salad, inability to speak coherently, and an insatiable thirst for Mountain dew.
A mild mind-control aromatic, that when exposed to, while not lethal, may lead to periods of suggestibility. The Soviets attempted to duplicate the secret recipe for years during the Cold War, but were unable to understand the ingredients when told by the McMillin clan.
Side effects include working weekends and holidays, coming in to work 4 hours early so “someone” can catch the LIRR back to the trailer pArk. Long term exposure can lead to word salad, inability to speak coherently, and an insatiable thirst for Mountain dew.
“Dude, I came in at 6am and let Mumbles go home. Now, I’m working for him 4th of July, and then i gotta change a tire for him on his trailer”
“Bro, you got Mumbledusted”
“Bro, you got Mumbledusted”
mumbledust by mumbleduster August 6, 2019
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