mule

The offspring of a mare and a jackass. Useful as a plough animal, and also a fine ride in rugged terrain. These creatures are almost always sterile. They have the coat of a horse and the voice of a donkey.

I do hope that Charles and Camilla do not breed a mule.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

The Mule

A sexual move whereby during doggy style sex the penis, in one swift move, is removed from the vagina and reintroduced into the anus (also known as changing at baker street). The shock causes the recipient's head to rear up at which point the gentleman smacks it down with his fist as one would a miscreant pack animal. Hilarity ensues for all involved. Except possibly for the "mule-ee".

Dave: The girlfriend dumped me last night, mate.

Steve: Really, mate?

Dave: Yep. Tried the mule. She wasn't best pleased.

by Uncle Twatflaps October 25, 2006

mule

An acronym used by military officers to describe all the women around them as either: married, ugly, lesbian, or enlisted.

All the women are M.U.L.E.'s around here and it's downright suicide inducing.

by slap nutz July 29, 2003

mule

Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game term. Used to define extra characters that are created for the soul purpose of extra item slots.

"Brb guys, getting stuff of my mule."

by Ragnarok Blade April 09, 2005

muled

When one walks through a fart, carrying it with them into another area or room.

Oh, gross! You muled that fart in here from the bedroom!

by spacerockzero November 27, 2011

mule

The outcome of when a donkey and a horse get it on.

My horse betty got fucked by your dirty bastard donkey. Now ive got a mule on my hands.

by Poo on a stick January 19, 2004

mule

Another name for the male genitalia.

Josh Estrada has a very small mule..

by Ted Britt September 13, 2003