Muggle

A human with no magical abilities/skills or knowledge

For example,"That man right over there, can't teleport himself. He's a (muggle)."

by Diyalized July 16, 2016

Megel Bagel

Someone that is completely perfect in every way possible and brightens they lives of every person they come in contact with. She is beautiful, sweet, caring, loveable and more amazing than believed possible.

Yo, that girl over there is a megel bagel.

by jmeight August 30, 2010

Muggled

I mixture of the Scottish slang word 'mugged' meaning drunk, and 'muggle' the word for non-magic folk in Harry Potter. This is the ultimate Harry Potter fans's way of saying drunk.

'I was totally muggled on Saturday night! I drew glasses on myself in permanent marker and tried to fly on Katie's mop!'

Tweet - 'Muggled.'

by HPftw September 18, 2012

Mugla Kitty

A great fictitious being, that is often channeled during intense situations, such as video games, cooking dinner, and interacting with children. The Mugla is a mysterious, yet mischievous being. One can channel the Mugla but raising your arms and flailing your hands in front of your head, and yelling out "MUGLA KITTY!"

While playing StarCraft Allan yelled out "MUGLA KITTY" during battle.

by JENNNAYLOVESLAMP February 26, 2009

Muellerbait

An article that is designed to get clicks by dropping Robert Mueller's name, but lacks any new, substantive information about his investigation. Often just speculation that Mueller, may be about to do something big soon.

This article is pure Muellerbait. I'm tired of seeing commentators speculating that Mueller will do something big "soon." I just want to see stories about actual developments in the investigation.

by Han Singular November 27, 2018

Muggle Juggle

Something Dubledore does in his office for fun with Muggles, like a Wizarding gang bang with fireworks and talking paintings.

Spring break already? Time for a muggle juggle

by cestlavieskt July 7, 2022

megel bagel

Is the most amazing person in the world. She is super sweet and cares about everyone she ever meets. Her beauty is breath taking. She is everything any guy would ever want. Simply put she is perfect.

boyfriend: I love you my megel bagel.

girlfriend: oh baby that is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me, I love you too.

by jmeight August 30, 2010