Muffable

Chick who is worthy of getting her pussy eaten out for hours

That chick is so fucking muffable

by TherealMuffMaster August 15, 2009

muffsaraggin

When a girl is on her period and looks less than her best (ragamuffin).

Girl: Ugh, these cramps are killing me and I look fugly...like a ragamuffin.

Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!

by JohnnieB54 February 4, 2009

Muffketeer

A man willing to fuck any muff no matter the color, stench, amount of hair, seepage or venereal diseases.

Damn, did you hear Blake fucked Harli?" "Gross.... What a Muffketeer.

by MegaDilldozer August 30, 2010

Muffalufagus

Sex position. Performed by a female on an unsuspecting sleeping sex partner, usually In retaliation for an equally disturbingand popular sex position known as the Snuffalufagus. Although very similar in execution and delivery, subtle differences create very distinguishible outcomes. In order for the male to perform the Snuffalufagus properly he hovers his hairy ass with penis tucked down between his legs over sleeping partner's face, when ready he simply starts singing loudly and tickling her hard " can you tell me how to get , how to get to Sesame street. She will awake disoriented and delighted as she dreamily gets to meet her favorite hairy trunked muppet. Moments later delight turns to disgust as she realize's she is only inches away from his hairy ass and penis.

When performing the muffilufigusthe female yells out phenomina and grabs his junk while hovering her ass over his face. If performed properly he will inadvertently Big Bird her muffilufigus, sitting up quickly banging his beak into her muffilufigus.

Man I really brought back some old memories playing around last night when I muffalufagused my man.

by anonymous February 23, 2018

mufflap

that large fold of skin and fat that hangs over a fat woman's muff, derivative of mudflap, as on a truck

WOW! Look at the mufflap on that porker!

by saints fan md September 17, 2006

Muffhawk

A Muffhawk is the strip of hair commonly referred to as a "landing strip" on a woman's nether region.
A girl can shave her pubes into a cute little mohawk- now referred to as a muffhawk!

Zeea Darling: "If I could dye my muffhawk pink it would be the supreme ruler over all vadges. It would be like cotton candy!"

by Zeea Darling June 14, 2010

Cooter Muffaloon

This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).

Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.

by Corn Smith January 17, 2010