Muff-fuff-in

When referring to someone you think of as appealing, usually a guy, he can be called a 'Muffin'. But when you find a really cute guy, he is sometimes worth more than the simple two syllable word of 'muffin'. Worth so much more, in fact, that he deserves another syllable to the word 'muffin'. Thus equaling muff-fuff-in.

"Oh my god. Jacob is my Mr. Gorgeous, but TOMAS oh my god, he is my MUFF-FUFF-IN."
"Your WHAT?"
"Dude. Look at him. He is totally worth more than just 'muffin'. He's a friggen MUFF-FUFF-IN."

by Jaclyn :3 February 21, 2009

fluffy muff

another word for pussy and punny

holy shit! that is one fluffy muff!

by Fred the Breadrin March 12, 2003

fluffy muff

a small patch of hair that grows in the dimple above a person rectum

Tom was having anal intercourse with Fred when he pulled out and cam on Fred"s fluffy muff

by ghads January 23, 2008

muffbluff

One female impedes sexual success of another female. Similar to a cockblock; but the sexes of a participants are reversed.

Melanie was trying get with a fireman, but Addy muffbluffed her.

by Fax Modem March 10, 2008

Muffaluffagus

1 - Looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.

2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet

3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.

I decided to move down my former girlfriends (Kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. Quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. .... YES it was THAT bad.

by Jdel March 18, 2005