Muff Cabbage 

Nasty pussy; can be stinky but usually well shaved. As legend goes at one point it was probably a delicious vagina but overuse caused it to become a mess; a vagina that cannot be licked much less fucked. A total waste of pussy.

Mickey fucked that sexy pussy until it became muff cabbage.

Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.

Muff Cabbage by RU Nicholas 107 October 16, 2010

muff cabbage 

it's a jersey thing.

that bitch has gnarly muff cabbage.

muff cabbage by frosted_butts October 16, 2010

muff cabbage 

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina

this woman vagina is a muff cabbage

muff cabbage by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

muff cabbage 

A misinterpretation of the word "garbage" in ones vagina used by people from New Jersey. Made popular from South Park

Kyle: Youre Muff Cabbage, you got cabbage in your muff!
its a jersey thing

muff cabbage by TheAuthor October 18, 2010

muff cabbage 

snookie's hairy clam

The state of new jersey smells like muff cabbage

muff cabbage by fuck new jersey October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

Any sort of unpleasantness going on in the muff (vagina)

Normal person: Would you please have a seat
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.

Muff Cabbage by JerseyShore7779950 October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff cabbage!

Muff Cabbage by Deathbypiano88 October 15, 2010